“I’m every woman — it’s all in me!”
We know it — you sing it, Chaka. [When I was young I thought she was singing “Climb every woman, swim every sea” and always wandered what the third part of that triathlon was.]
We’ve made it through June, now let’s prep for July. But with a new attitude for our first all female pool gathering of the season:
Ladies Night = A promo that tacky bars host to get the fellas psyched up for gals hopped up on cheap hooch.
Girls Night Out = A Joe Francis video special NONE of us want anyone we know to be a part of.
So we’ve got Just Us GirlS >> JUGS night.
TUESDAY, JULY 2
ANYTIME AFTER 7:30
FOR SIPS, GIGGLES & GAMES
Bring a dish, bring a drink, bring a game, BRING IT.
We welcome all dames, dolls, gals, broads, babes, birds, chicks, chicas, chichis, vixens, feminists, petticoats, tigresses, madams, madames, molls, dowagers, debs, lasses, maidens, skirts, maids, gurlz, grrls, girls, women, womyn, ladies.
Make sure that is a proverbial bottle — no glass please!